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Round Five by five, baby!

Round Five: Open!
Ghost Story Prompts and meta: Open!
Tracking Post: Open

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Read this first. Do it. There will be a test.

The Rules. Including the Posting Guidelines. aka:

In the first line of your fill*, you must include:

1) Character(s)/Pairing(s)/Threesome(s)/Moresome(s) as applicable.
2) Any kinks included. Please take this to include scenarios, themes, etc. Use your imagination.
3) MANDATORY WARNINGS/CONTENT NOTES if there is dubcon or noncon, underage characters in sexual situations, major character death, suicide, self-harm, and/or graphic descriptions or extensive discussions of abuse.
Please consider trigger warnings for any other widespread triggers in your fill, such as natural disasters, or specifying instances of harm, such as eating disorders.
Please don't conflate warnings and kinks; treat each individually, and use your pairings to indicate gen/het/slash/multi/&c. Do not warn for het, slash, or otherwise.

Characters & Pairings: Mentions of Harry Dresden/John Marcone, but entirely nonsexual gen in this fic. Harry Dresden, John Marcone, Ebenezar McCoy, Thomas Raith, Justine, Listens to Wind, Mister, Mouse.
Kinks: kidfic, second childhood, age regression, family bonding, fish out of water, situational:age change, involuntary transformation
Content notes: no mandatory notes. Mentions of a previous sexual relationship between two adults, one of whom is now a child, but absolutely no sexual contact or content while said character is a kid. Veg*n trigger warning for death of an animal.


For images: Please post image prompts and fills and all other images with alt tag descriptions or with a text description of the piece. Example: [img src="neked.jpg" alt="Here's John being all hot and half naked saying Dresden et cetera et cetera"], replace [ ] with < >. If you are linking to an external image, please include a description with the link.

NEW FOR ROUND FIVE: After you have posted your fill, please go to the fill tracking post and comment there to say so, including a link back to your fill. You don't have to do this, but no guarantees it will be caught otherwise.

Thank you.

The discussion post is here. Mod questions go here. The delicious account is here, (currently on-hold. Thanks, newdelicious.). The pinboard account is here (not up to date).

Don't forget about all the unfilled prompts. Got an unfilled prompt you want to give a second chance? Repost it here. Otherwise, go ahead and repost an unfilled prompt as a new comment with a link to the original if you are filling it. Please indicate in the subject line that it is a Repost To Fill.

Open prompt is here: http://dresden-kink.dreamwidth.org/3344.html?thread=3032848#cmt3032848

Comments in chronological order: http://dresden-kink.dreamwidth.org/3344.html?view=flat

Edit 5-14-15 So 3+ years later, the only comments this post is getting are spam comments. I've changed the settings to screen all comments to discourage that. If you leave a legit comment, I will unscreen it. Thanks, all. I had a great time.

Anything with Murphy

(Anonymous) 2013-02-19 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Just want to see a new Murphy fix anywhere any when anywho

Harry/multiple characters: Harry is insecure

(Anonymous) 2013-02-26 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Many people hit on Harry all the time. The cute barista at the cafe across the street, the librarian on duty on the weekends, the window cleaners of John Marcone's office building, John himself, Thomas, Sanya, Carlos, Molly, Susan, Karrin, Kincaid, everyone.

Harry isn't so much oblivious as he thinks he must be imagining things.

The barista who drew a heart on his coffee and gave it to him on the house then invited him back for more probably thought that he was a bum down on his luck. She was just being nice.

The librarian who waived his late fee, spent an hour discussing ancient Egyptian artifacts then invited him to the museum was probably just glad someone shared the same interests. Totally nothing there.

The window cleaners who smiled waved and offered to come over and wash his windows at a discount was just being nice and looking for business.

John was just sending him useful things to be contrary and mess with his head so Harry wasn't going to think too much about that.

Kincaid's lingering touches when patching him up was definitely due to Ivy's insistence that Kincaid help out. People didn't do lingering touches on Harry anyway

Things like that. Harry continually explains away all the more than friendly gestures cause he doesn't think it's probable that people want him at all.

Re: Harry/multiple characters: Harry is insecure

(Anonymous) 2013-02-27 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Oh.

Yes, please.

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Margaret LeFay/Lord Raith: Thomas's conception (Dub-con/Non-con)

(Anonymous) 2013-02-28 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Lord Raith seduces and enthralls Margaret LeFay for the first time. Bonus points if Margaret initially thinks she's in control of the situation and slowly loses control to LR.

(Anonymous) 2013-03-01 02:15 am (UTC)(link)

Monster-fighting, badassery, adrenaline, flirting disguised as aggressive macho one-upmanship, culminating in semi-violent sex.

[personal profile] patrick_diomedes 2013-03-01 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
And of course, Murphy tops all of them.

(no subject)

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Harry/Kringle Roleplay, spanking

(Anonymous) 2013-03-01 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
Harry's been naughty this year. Sooooo naughty that it warrants a special visit from Santa himself.

Harry/any angst and H/C, past Justin/Harry/Elaine. Trigger Warning for Noncon, Child abuse, underage

(Anonymous) 2013-03-01 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Harry learned about sex magic from Justin. Given that Justin was the kind of teacher who taught Harry to shield by firing tennis balls at him, his teaching methods for other types of magic would be similarly harsh. Harry never dealt with it, thinking it was for his own good, that at least he learned something from it... etc.

When this comes out, the people closest to Harry react.

I love Harry/Marcone but let's have something different if possible.

Wrong Fairytale!

(Anonymous) 2013-03-02 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
Pairing: any/none

We know from seeing the Billy Goats Gruff that some form of the fairytale characters exist in the NeverNever. For some reason, however, they've started getting lost in the wrong fairytales. Goldilocks finds herself sleeping in the Beasts' castle, Hansel and Gretel get lost and find Red Riding Hood's Grandmother's house, and Sleeping Beauty's gone and fallen asleep in Cinderella's bed. And who knows where Peter Pan has flown off to...

Harry is tasked with helping coerce/push/drive characters back into their proper settings, but he has to be careful because they are still faeries - and we all know the faeries have their own ideas and agendas when it comes to mortal wizards! Plus they all seem to want to know about his love life...

Marcone, Mafia meeting

(Anonymous) 2013-03-03 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Characters: Marcone, Hendricks, any OC minions you want. Gard, if you want.
Kink: Outsider POV on Marcone

I would love to see what another city's mafia boss might think of Marcone. Say a bunch of Dons are meeting in some other city for some reason. Marcone is an odd duck among the Mafioso but they put up with him because frankly, his profit margin is better than theirs, and he's too powerful to kick out. The other Dons don't know about the supernatural and therefore finds Marcone's "quirks" strange (but really they make sense to those in the know). They'd see Marcone's people as unusually loyal than other Dons' people. Maybe they also don't act as mercenary or as kill-the-boss-and-take-his-place-ambitious, but more like soldiers under seige. Any takers?

Daughter of Jove

Re: Marcone, Mafia meeting

(Anonymous) 2013-03-06 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. Seconeded soo hard.

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Harry/anyone or gen, trigger: eating disorder.

(Anonymous) 2013-03-06 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
The reason Harry is ridiculously skinny is because he does actually have an eating disorder.

(I can more easily see him as bulimic than anything else, but if this inspires you, please do whatever you want with it. I'm flexible. This just came to me and I can't make it go away.)

Sexuality Crisis, Vulgar Fantasies, Harry/Multiple Males, Harry/Fix, Harry/Thomas, Harry/Marcone

(Anonymous) 2013-03-08 12:28 am (UTC)(link)


So remember Titania and Harry's super awkward "Magic Hedge" conversation? Titania was actually fishing to see how much the Winter Mantel had changed Harry, because while Harry might distinguish between male and female partners and take things like consent and sexuality into account the Mantel sure as hell dose not. If anything homosexual sex is ever more dominance and urge driven- since in some sick sense it's proving the Knight's "strength" over his prey/enemies by subjecting and using them.

It takes awhile but the same urges Harry's been feeling for all the females he runs into start surfacing for various males he does too- the kind of girly barista who smiles at him? Must be asking for it. The random Sidhe who cops a feel at a Winter party? The little slut just needs to be shown what his place is, hard. Fix tries to get in the way of his latest job for Mab? How dare he try and get in the way of The Winter Knight, he is so getting a lesson in respecting his elders. Thomas snarks off to him or expresses concern? Lord Raith had the right idea about dealing with family, just because Thomas is the older brother doesn't mean he should be allowed to speak to The Winter Knight like that.

Each time the urges are accompanied by a vivid and erotic fantasy of just what the Mantel makes him want to do. That grow dirtier and dirtier as he keeps shoving them down. Eventually, for some reason Harry is alone when he stumbles on John Marcone and just ''snaps''...

...Only for Marcone to turn the tables on him at the last second. Starved Wolf hasn't gone anything on a experienced Tiger.

To be clear, Harry tries to assault Marcone on instinct, but Marcone overpowers him and they have (completely consensual if rough and dirty) sex where Harry bottoms and loves it

Re: Sexuality Crisis, Vulgar Fantasies, Harry/Multiple Males, Harry/Fix, Harry/Thomas, Harry/Marcone

(Anonymous) 2013-03-08 12:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh god, need this so much. Please, someone?
- Den of Monsters authornon

Gen, or Harry Dresden/John Marcone

(Anonymous) 2013-03-08 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Of all the things John Marcone expects in the mornings - coffee, a newspaper, Hendricks quoting Plato and staring longingly at the back of Gard's head - finding a blood-soaked and catatonic Harry Dresden curled up on the floor outside his apartment is really not one of them.

I have the weirdest dreams, you guys.

Re: Gen, or Harry Dresden/John Marcone

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Any/Dresden Winter's Mantle has different urges

(Anonymous) 2013-03-10 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
At first, Winter's Mantle kept giving him urges to bone people. After he scratched that itch in a completely consensual, non-coersive way ( somehow ), it now demands he cuddle people.

Karrin kicking ass? FUCKING CUDDLE.
John Marcone being John Marcone? BETTER CUDDLE HIM TIGHT TOO

People are more freaked out by the excessive cuddling
He earns the name 'Serial Hugger' or 'Compulsive Cuddler'

Re: Any/Dresden Winter's Mantle has different urges

[personal profile] patrick_diomedes 2013-03-10 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
oh my god I need this so bad

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Call me, maybe

(Anonymous) 2013-03-10 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Harry/John. AU.

There was a prompt previously for Harry to work at a phone sex line. That prompt sadly never got filled (and I no longer have the link to it). This is similar, but not quite the same.

Of the many businesses John Marcone owns, one of them is an agency catering to those who prefer to call in for the sexual experience. On occasion, he randomly calls in directly to new workers or workers whose clients have stopped calling. They do not know who it is, of course, and treat him as a customer. On this particular day, John decides he needs to call in and test the newest worker; the hiring agency had indicated he was nervous about the job, and while a nervous virgin did fit some fantasies it had to be played right to get anywhere.

After a few minutes on the phone with Harry Dresden, John decides there's no way he can let the man continue. He is not sharing the Harry Dresden experience with anyone else. That man is his.

Re: Call me, maybe - FILL

(Anonymous) 2013-07-17 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
OMG, WTF, and all those other acronyms. It's late. I should not be writing.

Kinks: possessiveness, phone-teasing, off-screen phone-smexytimses.
Pairing: John/Harry
Trigger-warnings: um, I don't think there's any particularly nasty squicks in there. nervous-as-any!Harry, but no squicks.
Other warnings: this is it. there will be no more.


“Evening, gorgeous.”

“Oh. Um. You think I’m gorgeous?”

“I know you are. I wish I could see your pretty blush right now.”

“And how do you know I’m blushing?”

“I can hear it in your voice. Are you nervous?”

“Maybe a little. You’re not like the others.”

“What others?”

“The other guys.”

“How am I different?”

“You called me gorgeous. Usually people just laugh at my coat or call me ‘beanpole’.”

“Maybe I like tall men. Tell me more.”

“About the others? Or – about me?”

“About you.”


“I can hear you blushing, you know.”

“I don’t usually blush this much. You must be a bad influence.”

“I’d prefer to think of myself as a pleasant influence.”

“Don’t do that.”

“What was that? You sounded breathless for a moment there.”

“I – I asked you not to – to do that.”

“Do what?”

“Sound like that.”

“Like what?”

“Like – like – like you wanted to do things to me.”

“I assure you, darling, they’d be pleasant things.”

“You’re doing it again.”

“And it makes you sound so breathless – so quiet.”

“It makes me want things I shouldn’t.”

“Are you wanting now? Are you aroused?”


“What is it you want? What is it you shouldn’t want?”

“You. I shouldn’t want you, but you sound like that and I can’t sit still and stars, yes – okay, yes, I am and I want but I shouldn’t. I shouldn’t want.”

“Why shouldn’t you want?”

“Because I’m supposed to make you want, but I can’t even say it.”

“You shouldn’t worry. You’re making me want plenty.”

“How can I make you want when I can’t even think straight? I…“

“You what?”

“I’m so…”

Chuckle. “Aroused? Hard? Lustful?”


“Are you naked?”



“The heat’s on high or something, so I sorta took off my shirt before you called.”

“You’re blushing again, aren’t you?”

“Wh- ho- no!”

“Are you sure?”


Chuckle. “What am I ever going to do with you?”

“Hopefully be nice to me.”

“You want me to be nice to you, huh?”

“It would make for a pleasant evening, I think.”

“It’d be even nicer if you took those pants off.”


“You’re blushing again.”

“I’m sorry.”

“I’m not. I think it’s adorable.”


“What was that? I couldn’t quite hear you.”

“I said: thank you.”

“No need to be embarrassed. It’s the truth. Now, I don’t hear you pulling off those pants.”

“What if someone sees?”

“You’re somewhere where you can be seen?”

“Not exactly, but they could if they walked in!”

“And how likely are they to do that?”

“Not very, but they could. Please, I just – I just –“

“You’re embarrassed, still?”


“Shhh. Shh. It’s alright. We’ll go nice and slow.”

“Promise to be nice?”

“I’ll make you feel very nice. Promise. Just unbutton your pants.”

John hung up the phone and shifted in his seat. The new kid had either been a very good actor, or he just happened to be just the kind of person to fit John’s tastes. Considering how well Mister Hendricks had said the new kid had done on the interviews, he was guessing it was the second.

Now he was faced with a dilemma. He wanted the kid again, wanted the man in his arms and in his bed and wrapped around his –

Well, he wanted the man.

He called back on the manager’s personal line.

“Greg here.”

“Good evening.”

“Mister Marcone!” the man yelped. “I’m sorry, sir, I didn’t recognize the number! How are you this evening? Did you want me to patch you through to someone for a surprise test?”

“Already did so, Greg, and I need you to pull his number from the available lines.”

“What’s his name?” Greg asked, “I’ll have security escort him out.” John could see the wince on the manager’s face. Greg wasn’t the type of man to stand up to his superiors, which made him a good underling. He also was the kind of man who was tough on anyone under him, which made him a good manager.

“No, I don’t want him escorted out. I like him, and I don’t want anyone else getting that.”

“I… see.”

It was just as clear that he didn’t, but John didn’t push.

“Which operator was it?”

“The newest one. I didn’t get his name. He described himself as tall, though I don’t know if that is accurate or not.”

There was a pause as Greg went through his files. “I have a soundbyte here – is this the one?”

I can’t wait for you to stick it in me, such a long, hard – do people really go for this stuff?” the voice asked, suddenly cutting from smoky-sultry-nervous to disbelief. “It sounds like some cheesy romance novel!

“That’s him,” John said. “I’ll need his home address. Don’t direct any calls to him, but don’t make it seem suspicious. Tell him it’s a slow night if you need to.”

“May I ask – what about tomorrow?”

“Instruct the others that he is not to receive any calls unless from myself, but that he is to be kept in the dark on the situation. And I want you to warn me if anyone gives him any trouble. He’s mine, and I want that made very clear.”

“To everyone but him.”


“Very well. Is that all, sir?”

“I need the man’s address – and I need his name.”

There was a pause and then Greg rattled off an apartment address on the cheaper side of town. Not the slums, but certainly not well-off, either. “And his name?”

“Dresden. Harry Dresden.”

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Green Lantern Corps/Lantern Corps in general AU

[personal profile] patrick_diomedes 2013-03-10 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Because I've been watching Green Lantern: The Animated Series and it is giving me feels, and since it's not going to get another season I need some way to deal with said Feels.
-The Senior Council would obviously be the Guardians
-Harry could either be a Green Lantern, or a repentant/reforming Red Lantern (ala Razer)
-Morgan would be an older Green Lanter, more focused on the rules (like Kilowog)
-Cowl, Kemmler, Grevane, etc, would be Black Lanterns of some sort
-Sanya is a Blue Lantern
-Michael would either be a Blue Lantern or maybe a Star Sapphire (Or maybe Charity would be a Star Sapphire)
-Maybe the Fomor are Orange Lanterns, since they seem to be collecting people/things. Or the Fae could be Orange Lanterns
-The Skinwalker would definitely be a Yellow Lantern. As would the Phobophages.
-I don't know enough about the Indigo Lanterns to include them in this idea at the moment.

-Also I need Guy Gardner to show up. And John Stewart.

same scene, new POV

(Anonymous) 2013-03-11 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
So that aquarium scene in Small Favor, where Murphy pulls Harry out of the water and is all, "holy crap you almost died"? Major feels, right there. It was just really poignant for me, and I kind of felt that the Moment was cut short by Kincaid's (admittedly more serious) injuries. Anyway, I'd love a re-telling of that scene from another POV - preferably Murphy's, but Michael's would work, too - because, hey, I need me my emotional angst. =)

Hobbit Crossover: Harry is one of the two blue wizards.

(Anonymous) 2013-03-12 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Morgan is the other one. Hijinks ensue when they hear Kemmler the Necromancer is running around. Feel free to let the boys have cracky interactions with Thorin's party.

Harry's keeps stealing rings, adding to his 'force ring' collection, which it why he and Morgan were banished sent on a mission to the East.

GEN Harry and hot water

(Anonymous) 2013-03-14 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Dresden has been missing for a few days and no one knows where he has gone. A couple of his friends break into his house only to find out that Happy finally figured out a spell for hot showers and baths.

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*COLD DAY SPOILERS* Harry's suit...

[identity profile] ensignw.livejournal.com 2013-03-16 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, so I realize that, somehow, Harry still had his suit jacket when he went back to Chicago, but he temporarily handed it over to some Sidhe before he went to battle with the Red Cap, at Mab's court.

Tell me about that Sidhe man. Tell me if he had any lustful desires for Harry after Harry and Sarissa won the fight. Tell me how he felt to be the Sidhe who held the Winter Knight's jacket for him. Was he lucky? Unlucky?


[identity profile] ensignw.livejournal.com 2013-03-20 04:50 am (UTC)(link)


So Harry and The Gatekeeper seem to be the only members of a very secret club that works with the White Council and with the Sidhe.

I mean, come on. After Harry learned what he did in Cold Days? There's bound to be some sort of bonding, or times where Mab sends Harry out on some sort of mission to assist Rashid.

... I also wonder what it would be like for them to have sex.

Enlighten me?

Freaky Friday

(Anonymous) 2013-03-20 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Gen, or not.
Kink: gendertwist.

Harry wakes up in Susan's body with Susan in his. He is absolutely freaked out by the idea of smexytimes.

Pairing does NOT have to be Harry/Susan.

(Alternately, Harry wakes up in Murphy's body.)

Re: Freaky Friday - FILL

(Anonymous) 2013-03-21 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Warnings: gender-play/gender-twist. Harry in a female body and not dealing well with it at all. No smexytimes.

Also, I have no idea where I was going with this.

I clutched the trench coat tighter to myself and kept to the side of the street. A few people were giving me odd looks, but I ignored them. I’d left Susan at my apartment and told her to stay there; she would be safe enough within the wards, and Mister was there to keep her company. I just couldn’t stay with her, not like this. Stars, I hadn’t even been able to get properly dressed.

There weren’t many places I could go. Well, okay, there were a lot of places I could go, but Bob had said it would only be a matter of time before the potion wore off and my magic would be limited in the meantime. So there were only a few safe places I could go where they wouldn’t ask too many questions.

Taking a hefty breath, I slipped through the doors of Executive Priority.

The receptionist was a petite brunette, and I would have happily rubbed it in Marcone’s face on any other day. Any day I wasn’t-

“Good Morning, Miss. How can I help you today?”

-a girl. Susan, to be more specific.

“I need to see John Marcone,” I told her.

“Do you have an appointment?”


“I’m afraid Mr. Marcone is very busy. You’ll need to schedule an appointment to see him.”

“Tell him I have a message for him from Harry Dresden. He’ll see me.”

She looked me up and down not looking one inch convinced. “I don’t think he’ll want to see you,” she said very curtly. “Mr. Marcone is in a very important meeting right now, and he has asked not to be disturbed.”

“Then what about Hendricks, huh?” I asked.

“He’s in the same meeting.”

“Then I’ll wait,” I growled, then turned around and sat myself down on her counter.

It took two hours, but apparently enough commotion had been made to finally warrant the appearance of the man of the hour, John Marcone.

“Miss Rodriguez,” he said, green eyes narrowed. “I’m told you have a message for me?”

“It needs to be delivered in private,” I said, glancing at the fuming receptionist.

Hendricks and some other body-builder with a Mohawk flanked me as Marcone guided me to an unused massage room. Mohawk guarded the door while Cujo stayed at his boss’s side. I had no doubt that one wrong move would get me shot three ways from Sunday, and I had no idea how that would affect Susan.

“Your message, Miss Rodriguez.”

“I formally request use of your magical sanctuary for the next twelve hours,” I said.

Marcone’s green eyes narrowed on me, and Cujo’s hand twitched towards a gun. “Can your boyfriend not supply a suitable place for you?”

“There was an accident,” I told him truthfully. “Look scumbag, either help me out or tell me now so I can find somewhere else to hide out until it wears off.”

As soon as I said ‘accident,’ Marcone was scowling. As soon as I said ‘scumbag,’ Cujo was pointing a gun at me. “Really, you’re not helping,” I told him.

“Harry?” Marcone asked.

“Don’t call me that,” I snapped back.

Marcone had gone a bit pale. “What happened?”

“I told you, there was an accident. Harry’s at his apartment, and I need use of a magical sanctuary for the next twelve hours.”

“But you’re Harry.”

I scowled – which really was becoming a popular expression in the room – and looked away. “The body Harry is at my apartment. With Susan in it.”

“And you’re Harry. In Miss Rodriguez’s body.”

I shifted a bit where I stood in my cowboy boots and way too long jeans. “Yes.”

“Please tell me this was part of some kinky sex game or something.”

“It was someone’s idea of a kinky sex prank,” I snarled. “And no, it wasn’t Susan. She was actually okay with the idea.”

“And yet you’re here. With me.”

“Look, I’m not about to go get banged by my own body, even when I’m in someone else’s!” I snapped.

Marcone lifted an eyebrow imperiously while Cujo and Mohawk tried to hold back snickers of laughter.

“Okay, I freaked out a bit,” I admitted. “I stayed long enough to find out what happened and then booked it out of there, is that what you want to hear?”

“Actually I wanted to hear what you were going to offer in exchange for use of my saferoom.”

I grit my teeth and asked, very quietly: “What do you want?”

Hendricks dropped me off outside some fancy hotel and handed me a key. “Top floor,” he said.

“Wouldn’t it make more sense to have a sanctuary in his house?” I asked, frowning. “There’s no threshold on a hotel.”

“It’s safe enough,” Cujo growled. “Boss’ll be by in a few hours. Take a bath.”

I shuddered. “Uh, maybe later,” I said.

The scowl still hadn’t left Hendricks’ face. If he wasn’t careful it was going to stick that way. “Whatever,” he said, shrugging.

With careful steps, I walked through the doorway – with an actual doorman who actually held the door open and watched me with a wary eye – and approached the elevators. No one questioned me. No one stopped me.

I swiped the card and hit the button for the penthouse.

You know that cheesy elevator music they play which is supposed to be soothing? It’s really quite irritating when you’re riding up to the penthouse suite in a pair of ratty jeans, trench coat, and the last t-shirt from the bottom of the pile, and that’s it. I had run out of my apartment as quickly as possible when I couldn’t stand the thought of my body touching – well – me, and I hadn’t been able to stand the thought of putting on women’s clothes. So I’d grabbed my clothes and just skipped the underwear.

Now that I’d slowed down a bit, I was starting to feel like a bit of a sleeze. A guy doesn’t go commando unless he’s looking for a certain something.

The elevator dinged, and I got off. There was only one door, so I knew where I was going. And I only have one thing to say about it:

Marcone is one rich scumbag.

I made a bee-line for the phone and dialed my apartment.


“What did I tell you about answering the phone?” I hissed out at a voice that sounded strange and unfamiliar.

“Who else was going to call?” Susan asked. “If it wasn’t you, I could just say the phone was going wonky and drop the call. Just like you do all the time.”

“I don’t do it on purpose,” I said, rolling my eyes. “It’s dangerous, Susan. At least you stayed at the apartment.”

“I took a nice hot bath and got to know you a little better,” she said teasingly. “It was a shame you didn’t want to join me.”

I shuddered a bit, and I just may have gone a bit cross-eyed. “I said you could play,” I told her. “I didn’t say I wanted details.”

“I don’t see why you’re so bothered by this-“

“I’m you!” I tried not to shout, honestly. “I wouldn’t have minded if I was a girl, but I’m you. And you’re me.”

She snorted. “You’re such a stuck-up pig, Harry Dresden.”


“You know perfectly well you would have minded if you were a girl, even if you weren’t me.”

She was right. I couldn’t deny it. I was a girl and it was all I could do not to sit in a corner and hide for the rest of the potion’s duration.

“Don’t bite my lips,” she scolded.

“I wasn’t biting your lips.”

“I know you, Harry. You were chewing that lower lip of mine like you haven’t eaten for weeks.”


“Actually, I think that applies to you right now.”

“I can’t, Susan,” I said quietly. “I just can’t.”

“Here’s an idea,” she said. “Take my body out for a little trial run. You may have problems touching it, but I’m sure you can get someone else to touch it for you. It feels good, you know.”

“You want me to cheat on you!” I didn’t yelp, but it was close. These damn female vocal chords make everything I say sound funny.

I could almost feel her rolling her eyes. “It’s not cheating on me when I say it’s okay. Just don’t get me pregnant, okay?”

I think I almost passed out for a moment there. I could barely hear her over the rush of sound in my ears. “Susan, do you have any idea where I am?”

“You’re not in trouble are you?” she asked. “Because I can pretend to be you for a little while, but I don’t think it’s going to hold up under pressure.”

“I’m at John Marcone’s.”

“Oh. Well in that case, you should definitely let him have his wicked way with you. Or that sexy beast who always follows him around.”

“Now you’re just trying to make me jealous.”

“I wish!” she snorted. “I’m jealous of my jealous lover. Can I join you?”



“No,” I said firmly. “And I’m not playing with him.”

“You’re really freaked out by this, aren’t you?” she asked, all hints of teasing leaving in an instant.

“I’m not me,” I said. “Of course I’m freaked out.”

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Harry/anyone and everyone, the Raiths, Raith sexual ethics; AU

(Anonymous) 2013-03-22 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
AU where Lord Raith catches up to Margaret after she ran away, and Harry grows up in the White Court (probably raised to be a wizard loyal to Raith, but doesn't have to be relevant to this prompt). When Harry grows up and goes out on his own for the first time, he finds that his friends, colleagues, and mainstream society in general hold much different ideas about sex, family, and intimacy than he was raised with.

Harry flaunts his sexuality, and doesn't understand how/when/why to distinguish between work and pleasure. For the Raiths, they're practically the same.

Not averse to always-a-girl!Harry.

Harry/Butters Science Equipment kink

(Anonymous) 2013-04-04 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
Waldo Butters has always fantasized about being fucked while trying to do labwork. It's a pity his lover Harry Dresden has such a nasty effect on his equipment.

Somehow, Harry gets his hands on magic suppressing artifacts of some sort then proceeds to fuck Butters over the running centrifuge machine.

+10 Butters did not see it coming
+100 Harry had been captured with the magic suppressing artifacts once before
+1000 Butters comes as the centrifuge machine shudders to a stop and the lid pops open

+10 cookies for every piece of high tech equipment described.

In which Harry discovers Dragons can be bribed with Hostess snacks.

(Anonymous) 2013-04-15 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Prompt is the subject line. Twinkies/Ho-Ho's are to Dragons what Pizza is to the Little Folk.

Harry exploits the hell out of this.

+Infinity Dragon Rider Harry.

Re: In which Harry discovers Dragons can be bribed with Hostess snacks.

(Anonymous) 2013-06-06 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
Totally seconded like whoa. This seriously needs to exist!

Harry/Marcone maybe? Just can't escape the mob

[personal profile] danyellaskyler 2013-04-21 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Former Chicago mobster that moved somewhere out east (New York, Boston, or something for reasons) is having magic problems so calls in someone he knows isn't a fake. Harry Dresden.

Harry's luck strikes and he ends up neck deep in major trouble and the mobsters are all "Marcone deals with this crap willingly?"

Bonus if somewhere in the middle Marcone shows up to piss off Harry and try and help minimize the damage.

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(Anonymous) 2013-04-23 01:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Oooooh! THIS! I would love to read this!

Child bride

[personal profile] danyellaskyler 2013-04-27 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
This prompt is kinda long so bear with me.

John Marcone met Harry for the first time while Harry's dad was still alive. He either worked as an assistant for his act for a little while or just baby sat Harry.

Harry decides he want's to marry John and talks John into doing a whole exchange of vows things, and John goes along with it because it's freaking adorable.

Now that would have been that except for Harry being a wizard, his father teasing John about it a little because it was cute, and Lea.

Lea decides that, hey this may be a good thing for Harry and work as a protection if needed, and if John turns out not to be good enough for Harry she can always remove him if it becomes to big of a problem. But she kept an eye on John and was impressed as he started as nothing special into someone worthy of her godson.

Even when they run into each other again Marcone is still letting Harry grow up (or so Lea would interpret in these circumstances) while he accumulates more power in Harry's world.

Anyway one way or another it gets found out that Harry's technically married or at least betrothed and leading to him trying to figure out who did it let alone to who. Cue realization that nearly anyone that had any authority over him would have for various reasons.

Where it goes from there is up to you.