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dresden_kink_mods ([personal profile] dresden_kink_mods) wrote in [community profile] dresden_kink2011-07-19 08:28 pm
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Round Four IS CLOSED

Round Four is closed to new prompts and fills. Go to Round Five



| Round One: open only for feedback, WIPs continued in The Overflow Post or Round Four |
| Round Two: open only for feedback, WIPs continued in The Overflow Post or Round Four |
| Round Three: open only for feedback and WIPs continuation |
| if you previously continued your WIP in The Overflow Post or Round Four, keep going where ever you like, just link link link! |

Round Four: Closed


Read this first. Do it. It's not here to be pretty.

The Rules. Including the Posting Guidelines. aka:

In the first line of your fill, please include:

Character(s)/Pairing(s)/Threesome(s)/Moresome(s) as applicable; Any kinks included; MANDATORY WARNINGS if there is dubcon or noncon, underage characters in sexual situations, and/or major character death. Please don't conflate warnings and kinks; treat each individually, and use your pairings to indicate gen/het/slash/multi/&c. Do not warn for het, slash, or otherwise.

For images: Please post image prompts and fills with alt tag descriptions or with a text description of the piece. Example: [img src="neked.jpg" alt="Here's John being all hot and half naked saying Dresden et cetera et cetera"]. If you are linking to an external image, please include a description with the link.


Thank you.


The discussion post is here. Mod questions go here. The delicious account is here.

Don't forget about all the unfilled prompts. Got an unfilled prompt you want to give a second chance? Repost it here. Otherwise, go ahead and repost an unfilled prompt as a new comment with a link to the original if you are filling it.

Comments in chronological order: http://dresden-kink.dreamwidth.org/2675.html?view=flat

Any prompts, fills, discussion, or meta featuring authentic Ghost Story spoilers should be posted on the Ghost Story post.

ROUND FOUR IS CLOSED TO NEW PROMPTS AND FILLS. GO TO ROUND FIVE. YOU CAN CONTINUE YOUR ROUND FOUR WIPS HERE.

Cockus Viagrus Gigantus!

(Anonymous) 2011-08-22 10:58 am (UTC)(link)
For your viewing pleasure I present to you the second-worst line I have ever encountered in Harry Potter porn: Cockus Viagrus Gigantus!

Context is that Harry (Potter) and Ron just felt they needed foot-long schlongs so as to fully enjoy themselves in a swimming pool. I, uh, don't think any plausible lube was mentioned. Unfortunately, this erotic masterpiece has disappeared off the net and I don't have a copy saved.

So maybe someone in the Dresdenverse comes across this literary gem- and is reminded of faux-Latin as spoken by Harry (Dresden). And they just feel the need to mention it to him...

Re: Cockus Viagrus Gigantus!

(Anonymous) 2011-08-22 12:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Only the second worst? I'm afraid to ask, but what was the worst?

Re: Cockus Viagrus Gigantus!

(Anonymous) 2011-08-22 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
The worst:

She has not had the fist of a Pureblood man.

Even with this horrible quote picked out as bait, the rest of badfic was bad as to shut my brain down when I tried to read it.

Re: Cockus Viagrus Gigantus!

(Anonymous) 2011-08-22 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
That... that hurt to read. I demand restitution for that. @.@

Re: Cockus Viagrus Gigantus!

(Anonymous) 2011-08-22 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Jesus tapdancing Christ, why did I ask?

Re: Cockus Viagrus Gigantus!

(Anonymous) 2011-08-22 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
because of the same instinct that drives us to push the big red button clearly labelled do not push.

Re: Cockus Viagrus Gigantus!

(Anonymous) 2011-08-22 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Pick a line in My Immortal. Any line in My Immortal.