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Round Five by five, baby!

Round Five: Open!
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Read this first. Do it. There will be a test.

The Rules. Including the Posting Guidelines. aka:

In the first line of your fill*, you must include:

1) Character(s)/Pairing(s)/Threesome(s)/Moresome(s) as applicable.
2) Any kinks included. Please take this to include scenarios, themes, etc. Use your imagination.
3) MANDATORY WARNINGS/CONTENT NOTES if there is dubcon or noncon, underage characters in sexual situations, major character death, suicide, self-harm, and/or graphic descriptions or extensive discussions of abuse.
Please consider trigger warnings for any other widespread triggers in your fill, such as natural disasters, or specifying instances of harm, such as eating disorders.
Please don't conflate warnings and kinks; treat each individually, and use your pairings to indicate gen/het/slash/multi/&c. Do not warn for het, slash, or otherwise.

EXAMPLE:
Characters & Pairings: Mentions of Harry Dresden/John Marcone, but entirely nonsexual gen in this fic. Harry Dresden, John Marcone, Ebenezar McCoy, Thomas Raith, Justine, Listens to Wind, Mister, Mouse.
Kinks: kidfic, second childhood, age regression, family bonding, fish out of water, situational:age change, involuntary transformation
Content notes: no mandatory notes. Mentions of a previous sexual relationship between two adults, one of whom is now a child, but absolutely no sexual contact or content while said character is a kid. Veg*n trigger warning for death of an animal.

*THIS IS REQUIRED FOR ALL FILLS. MINIFILLS, ART FILLS, WHATEVER ELSE INCLUDED.


For images: Please post image prompts and fills and all other images with alt tag descriptions or with a text description of the piece. Example: [img src="neked.jpg" alt="Here's John being all hot and half naked saying Dresden et cetera et cetera"], replace [ ] with < >. If you are linking to an external image, please include a description with the link.

NEW FOR ROUND FIVE: After you have posted your fill, please go to the fill tracking post and comment there to say so, including a link back to your fill. You don't have to do this, but no guarantees it will be caught otherwise.

Thank you.


The discussion post is here. Mod questions go here. The delicious account is here, (currently on-hold. Thanks, newdelicious.). The pinboard account is here (not up to date).

Don't forget about all the unfilled prompts. Got an unfilled prompt you want to give a second chance? Repost it here. Otherwise, go ahead and repost an unfilled prompt as a new comment with a link to the original if you are filling it. Please indicate in the subject line that it is a Repost To Fill.

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Edit 5-14-15 So 3+ years later, the only comments this post is getting are spam comments. I've changed the settings to screen all comments to discourage that. If you leave a legit comment, I will unscreen it. Thanks, all. I had a great time.

Watersports and LOGIC: crack fun

(Anonymous) 2012-08-21 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
So:
The short story 'Curses' arguably ends with a bro-date between Harry Dresden and Gwynn ap Nudd of the Tylwyth Teg.

Gwynn ap Nudd takes pride in turning into a very, very accurate, very musky goat.

This is how accurate goats have sex: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goat#Reproduction

Result:
Harry/Gwynn consensual kinky watersports is a bare gasp away from being right on the page.

And fic of that would be fantastic.

Re: Watersports and LOGIC: crack fun

(Anonymous) 2012-09-01 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
So want this.

Where's the love for the sexy faery chick?

(Anonymous) 2012-08-23 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
I've seriously never seen a Harry/Maeve (or anyone/Maeve for that matter) in any serious way before. Ever. C'mon guys. Fill this lack, please. I leave everything else a blank slate.

Harry, Mouse, and Mister: family.

(Anonymous) 2012-08-23 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Because we know how much Harry loves his little (okay, littler than him) buddies, and how protective Mouse is of Mister and how he keeps Harry on track. And Mister, who is a cat and therefore the King of the House (who grudgingly likes his peasants). Because one has delicious (ie: ridiculous) bubbly drinks and the other makes a good pillow.

So what I'm asking for is this: a little POV from each of them about... well, them being a make-shift (and mostly fuzzy) family.

Anyone?

Re: Harry, Mouse, and Mister: family.

(Anonymous) 2012-08-26 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Do want

CRACK pairing: not all monsters are out to kill you.

(Anonymous) 2012-08-24 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Harry/monster. Crack-y crackalicious of crack pairing.

So, uhm. I have no idea what I was thinking, but. Can I get a not-human-at-all monster that's head-over-heels for Harry? The kind of monster that's polite, sweet, and leaves beautiful flower bouquets on the doorstep and hand-written letters in the mailbox because it's a huge romantic?

If there is a happy ending for both of them, I will give you my soul. ;o;
majoline: picture of Majoline, mother of Bon Mucho in Loco Roco 2 (Default)

Re: CRACK pairing: not all monsters are out to kill you.

[personal profile] majoline 2012-08-25 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Oh wow nonnie, this prompt! +1

The Doppelganger Bracelet and Masturbation

(Anonymous) 2012-08-25 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
The Doppelganger Bracelet is a piece of jewelery that, when put on, makes a copy of the wearer. Take it off and the copy disappears.

I would like a Harry and some sexy, masturbating shenanigans. I've read a lot of fic where Harry doesn't usually masturbate for one reason or another (poor baby). So, I'm prompting this.

BONUS if there is a pairing (not just Harry/doppelganger!Harry).

Harry and Mouse have a heart-to-heart

(Anonymous) 2012-08-27 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Because Mouse is awesome, and deserves all the love. And because Harry needs someone who isn't full of their own issues to help him work through his.

So let's say that after Changes/Ghost Story/Cold Days Harry whips up a potion or makes a bracelet or something that lets him understand what Mouse says, and they have a heart-to-heart chat about whatever strikes your fancy.

No pairings/kinks actually required, though if Mouse teases Harry about his tsundere tendencies towards Marcone I would not be unhappy.

Gril!Harry Pegging Morgan

(Anonymous) 2012-08-29 11:07 am (UTC)(link)
Girl!Harry pegging Morgan. I guess the idea slipped into my head because of Gravid Peril- pegging's usually not even usually my kink. But oh I want this.

Merry Gentry Xover, Queen's Meeting

(Anonymous) 2012-08-29 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Cracky crossover between Meredith Gentry and the Dresden Files. I want to see how the two Queens of Air and Darkness get along- Andais meets Mab.

Or, really, just about any other crossover story would be welcome.

Story Telling

(Anonymous) 2012-08-31 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Any pairing; slash and het both welcome.

Character A has to tell a story to Character B, and ends up telling the story of how Character A fell in love with Character B. Character A believes Character B won't be able to make the connection, however Character B does. What happens?

This can be Marcone talking to Harry while Harry's in a coma, Harry telling Murphy a story to pass the time, Butters mumbling his way through a twisted "faery" tale for Kincaid - or, hey, even Tommy Tomm and Jennifer Stanton from Storm Front. I know they died before the first chapter, but who says that pairing doesn't deserve some love from us fans?

Harry Dresden child of Loki

(Anonymous) 2012-09-02 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
After reading a one-shot where Malcolm Dresden turned out to have been Loki, I would love to read more fics where Harry turns out to be a child of Loki!

Whether Loki turns out to have been Malcolm Dresden or whatever else your heart desires, I would love to read this!

In case anyone wants to read the fic that inspired this:

http://archiveofourown.org/works/325092

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(Anonymous) 2012-10-17 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
I'm seconding that! What a wonderful idea!

To outseduce an Incubus, you need : One Fallen Angel

(Anonymous) 2012-09-02 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Pairing : Harry/Lord Raith

At the end of "Blood Rites", Murphy was hit harder by Lord Raith's power than in canon which leaves Harry alone against him.
Now, Lasciel wouldn't have minded tempting her new host over time but she would not let this stand. You just don't use seduction against the Seducer. (It would be like trying to drown a fish...)

To save his brother, Harry finds himself calling her coin to him and showing Lord Raith what the knowledge of the art of seduction from the time of Creation can be used for.

Lara is impressed.

burn it to the ground

(Anonymous) 2012-09-02 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Harry actually is a pyromaniac. He likes fire and he likes burning things. A lot.

So sometimes, when he hasn't gone up against any baddies, he... well, get's a little stir crazy. Like a junkie in need of a fix.

Roll with this however you please, writers.

idek what happened, sorry

(Anonymous) 2012-09-04 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothing was on fire, and it was all Mab's fault.

Fire's always been my element of choice. Sure, there's air (nothing better to fan those flames into an unstoppably fiery hurricane of death!), but mostly? Fire, fire, fire. Getting my hand burned shook me, don't get me wrong, but of course I went back in the end.

I can't help it.

Wow, okay. That sounds bad. Harry Dresden, fire-addicted pyromaniac; I'll have to add it to the card. It's not like no-one's called me a pyro before, but they're joking when they say that. Usually. I hope.

It's not like it's some drug, either. It's not like - look, I get through most days without setting alight anything more than a candle or five, okay? It's not a big deal. Yes, I've gone into depth on the bigger incidents, I'll admit that giant conflagrations and explosions are kind of five-a-dime around me, and yeah, most of them are my fault. Sue me.

Actually, please don't. I'm poor.

But my point - my point is that it's not an everyday thing. I'm no junkie, and yes, I like fire. Real, proper fire, fuelled by my power, my life; so uncontrolled to outside eyes, but to mine? I'm in control. That's my fire, burning bright and brilliant and beautiful, and nothing can touch it, can touch me, and-

Right, right. Getting carried away. Sorry.

I'll get down to it. What with Winter's magic so strong in me now, I've become a serious BAMF with ice, but fire - that's gone a little downhill. Not much, it's not a performance issue, I just... have to put a little extra into it, you know? Just to bring it up to scratch.

Usually, when I reach for my magic - even when I was dead - it's fire I call up. Sometimes wind, sometimes pure force, but my first instinct, forever and always, is fire. That warm, all-encompassing heat of magic filling me, kicking my enemies asses in the name of truth, justice and the good-guy's way, amen.

No it's ice that suddenly comes first to my metaphorical hand. Biting, freezing, slithering ice.

Apart from candles, I haven't set anything on fire in four weeks.

Four.

Whole.

Weeks.

Not a single thing. I don't even have to heat my water, because cold water suddenly feels like the optimum temperature, which is, by the way, seriously disturbing.

It was fine at first, don't get me wrong. A couple of days, I didn't even notice. A week, and I was a little tetchy, but who cares? I'd 'had words' with a couple of practicioners but apart from that, everything was quiet. I guess coming back from the dead makes people back off for a while so they figure out what the hell is going on.

Below the crisp, sleek smugness of my creepy new Winter power, my flames were getting a little pent-up.

"It's not like I need to burn anything," I lectured myself, because I'm a respectable citizen and a picture of perfect mental-health (semi-evil inner self, pyromania and talking to myself notwithstanding). "What am I, some kind of freak that gets off on setting people on fire? No. No, I'm not." Then, just to emphasize how true this was, I added, "Go Team Not-Burning-Stuff-Down!"

I added a little fist-pump, because if you're going to do something, do it wholeheartedly. While I was considering an official team shimmy, I heard, "Team What?"

A little heads-up; my brother, Thomas, is a sneaky asshole. Also, an incubus-like vampire. Mostly though, just an asshole.

With a manly yell that could only unfairly be described as a shriek, I flinched slightly and set him on fi-

No. No, that didn't happen. I mean, I flinched-

No, it was a flinch. I don't jump just because my brother ninjas up from behind me, okay/

So I flinched, in a heroic and dashing way and, spinning around, tried to shove an icicle through Thomas' shoulder.

Yay for White Court reflexes.

Thomas arched an eyebrow at me in a way that I would call 'smoldering' if I were female (or maybe it was my need for something else fitting that description kicking in), hand still pressed against the overgrown, pointy popsicle he'd just deflected. "Jumpy, Team?"

Harry's brain no kick in fast. This make Harry sad. "Team?"

The eyebrow waggled like a slug on a stick. I mean, I guess. I've never seen one. That would be weird. "Team 'Not-Burning-Stuff-Down'."

Maybe I've managed this guy is an asshole. "You heard nothing," I informed him. "I said nothing. Let go of my icicle."

Thomas, being more of an aforementioned asshole than usual, wrapped his hand around it, looking like a smug runway-model, except without the anorexia. I hope it stuck to his hand. "Could it be? Could our fearsome wizard have been getting so twitchy lately not because there haven't been any attacks, but because he hasn't burned any buildings down? Could my grouchy little broth-"

Gathering up what remained of my dignity, I let go of the icicle, turned and walked away, fist clenching at my side as - like the good brother I am - I ignored the teasing. I was not twitchy. Jum- flinching when a vampire sneaks up on you if a perfectly valid response. He knew nothing. I didn't have needs like that. I could quit any time. Clearly, he was misunderstanding the entire situation.

"Don't worry, Harry!" he yelled after me, down the otherwise empty side-street. "We'll get through it together! You'll feel better in no time!"

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The next day, the mail-man delivered a package. A beautifully-carved wooden board and numbered slats that could be slotted into it. Three slats were already helpfully inserted.

I stared at it. It read;

[0][3][2] DAYS
FIRE-FREE!


Thomas was right. Watching it go up in flames, I really did feel better.

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Comparative Phallic Symbolism

(Anonymous) 2012-09-07 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Harry has all these phallic magical foci. John is so fond of his projectile weapon. Surely someone must have noticed the parallels by now?

Harry/Murphy, Period Sex

[personal profile] patrick_diomedes 2012-09-09 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
Orgasms are a good way to relieve cramps, after all.

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Non-Con Bukakke

(Anonymous) 2012-09-29 11:52 am (UTC)(link)
Harry bound and humiliated by a group of men (or creatures) jacking off all over him. No penetration, but he ends up feeling just as dirty and used and generally violated anyway. Please no humil kink on Harry's part - note non-con tag.

If you want a rescue and/or some h/c from a friend (or enemy) afterward I am all for it - I love happy endings, especially after trauma - but it's not required in the prompt.

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This is definitely something I would like to read! Great post!

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sharing dreams, harry/marcone

(Anonymous) 2012-09-30 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
For some reason, Harry and Marcone are sharing their dreams. As in, they're actually in the same dreams with each other. They just don't know it and wonder "Why the hell am I dreaming about him?".

Basically, they interact with each other in the dreams and somewhere down the line, Harry begins to actually enjoy Marcone's company. In the waking world, it starts to hurt and confuse poor Harry, because Marcone is... Marcone, obviously.

... I am in need of angst, clearly. *covers face* Hurt/comfort, porn, full-out angst, or with(out) a happy ending, it doesn't matter to me.

Anyone up for it?

Re: sharing dreams, harry/marcone

(Anonymous) 2012-10-03 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't think I'll have time to fit it into my writing schedule anytime soon, but I have tossed ideas sort of like this around a few times. I think it's a really sweet set up-- and lots and lots of ways to develop it. I'd love to see what someone could do with it!

Doomsday

(Anonymous) 2012-10-04 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Pairing: Any/Harry

According to the Ancient Mayan Calendar, something world-changing (and possibly world-ending) will occur on Dec. 21, 2012. Character A believes it will be world-ending, and acts accordingly.

On Dec. 21st, Character A says "Why the hell not?" and gets together with Harry before the world ends. One last huzzah, right?

On Dec. 22nd, the sun rises, Harry's still in bed with them, and Character A is having a small panic attack because they were all supposed to die and what are they supposed to do now?



(I'm hoping to kick-start some more prompts/fills here - we're slowly dying, and this meme needs some life!)

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[personal profile] patrick_diomedes 2012-10-04 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Does it have to be the mayan thing, or could this be any doomsday scenario that doesn't end up happening?

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Fear

(Anonymous) 2012-10-06 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
Any Pairings/Gen

Character of Choice faces something he or she greatly fears.

He or she doesn't have to do it alone.

"Fear" can include a phobia, however this is not required.

what pinocchio didn't know

(Anonymous) 2012-10-06 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
Lord Raith's entropy curse was far more powerful than anyone realized. Margaret Gwendolyn LeFey and Harry would have both died during childbirth. So there wasn't one.

Margaret never died giving birth to Harry--she died from creating him. Because Malcolm Dresden, with all his love and care, had built a child from wood, clay, and iron. With the help of Lea's magic and blessing, Harry Dresden became REAL. No one knows the truth but the Leanansidhe. Not Harry, not Thomas, the White Council, not Ebenezar, or anyone else.

Until now.

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You just can't

(Anonymous) 2012-10-06 01:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Jealousy fic, please.

You don't have to include it, but the conversation in my head goes something like:

"He's my boyfriend. Why can't I take him out to dinner again?"

"You just can't."

I will be equally happy if this ends in a two-some or a threesome, so take this wherever your little heart desires.

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(Anonymous) 2012-10-20 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Text from J.Marcone to N.Hendricks, 3:47pm:
you kill those reservations yet? he's not eating there.

Text from N.Hendricks to J.Marcone, 3:48pm:
yes. your meeting with R.E. is in 12 minutes.

Text from J.Marcone to N.Hendricks, 3:49pm:
on my way.




It wasn't unusual to see Harry Dresden in less than ideal circumstances. At least, it wasn't unusual for John Marcone. Mister Dresden rarely stopped by unless there were dead bodies, a building on fire, or a cloud of doom looming over the center of the city.

Don't ask. Shit happened, and it wasn't pretty.

To summarize, Harry Dresden rarely visited an establishment of John Marcone's unless 'normal' was falling to pieces all around us. No one was surprised when he burst into Marcone's business meeting with a gust of wind originating from nowhere and a crackling charge of static electricity in the air. Several people dived for their cell phones in an attempt to save them, powering them down with a symphony of mis-timed Verizon themes and AT&T soundwaves.

John Marcone didn't even look up from his paperwork.

"I'm afraid you failed to make an appointment," he said. "Next time you should call."

"Maybe I would if I realized three hours ago that you cancelled my dinner reservations," Dresden snapped. "I had to make those reservations three weeks in advance, and sign a waiver that I wouldn't burn down the building - which, if I remember right, was not common practice for all customers. Just me."

"My insurance company threatened to raise rates for any establishment you visited frequently."

"Which still doesn't tell me why my reservations were cancelled."

There was a pause, a heavy moment, and then: "The manager lost your waiver."

The sound Dresden made wasn't quite a growl, but it was pretty darn close. "And you didn't think to let me know?"

"You were to be informed, of course. I see now that you weren't. I'll have the manager fired, will that suffice?"

"Just like the waiter from the Italian place was fired for telling Thomas I'd left, and the guy from the movie theater was fired for giving us tickets to two different movies, and the girl from the cafe was fired for spiking Thomas' punch - why is it, wherever I go, something always seems to come between me and Thomas?"

"He's your date, isn't he?" Marcone asked. "Your boyfriend? Maybe you'd have better luck if he made the reservations."

There was definite pause before Harry spoke again. "Maybe I would, but I want to know specifically why I can't have a date with my boyfriend?" He seemed to stumble a bit over the last word, as if it didn't fit quite right with the angry tone he had started.

Marcone shrugged. "I don't see how I am to understand the flaws in your relationship, Harry, but it appears to me that you just can't."

"Can't what?"

"Can't have a decent date with this Thomas person."

"That's what I want to know!"

"Actually, I'd like to understand myself just how so many of my employees could be so careless. It's just not like them. Are you certain you aren't deliberately working against this relationship? Or maybe he is?"

"Or maybe you are."

Marcone raised an eyebrow. "Are you accusing me of something?" he asked. "Because if you are, I'd like to know just how I would be capable of doing so much damage to a relationship I have only recently learned existed. I don't even own several of the establishments you attempted to visit, so I'm hardly a connecting factor."

Dresden didn't appear to have an answer to that. "I'm watching you," he finally said. "I'm going to get to the bottom of this."

"I'm sure you will. Please be certain to close the door on your way out, would you? We do have some sensitive information in here, and it wouldn't do to have someone without proper access wondering into something they shouldn't."

It was more of a slam, but Dresden did close the door.




Text from J.Marcone to N.Hendricks, 7:47pm:
follow him. not too close. keep me informed. sell the theater, he's suspicious.

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A Twisted Fairy Tale - Little Red Riding Hood

(Anonymous) 2012-10-07 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Harry is a Red Riding Hood, a man who travels through the woods to make deliveries. He always stays on the path, because there are Wolves (and worse) in the woods and he would rather not be robbed/eaten/injured.

John Marcone is a Wolf. Who's been keeping his eye on Harry and keeping all the other Wolves away - Harry Dresden is his meat.

Harry makes a delivery to his Godmother, and John saves him from Lea's manipulations and traps.


Long story short - the big bad wolf saves little red from grandmother.

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Seconded. Oh, yes, most definitely SECONDED.

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Bibbity Bobbity Oops

(Anonymous) 2012-10-07 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
John Marcone is the prince, and his father the king is holding a ball for all eligible women so his son can choose his bride. So he doesn't have the dangerous combination of a bunch of young women in one room with nothing to do but fight over his son, he is also inviting all eligible men - and if a few other matches are made along the way, he won't complain about that.

Harry Dresden takes Cinderella's role. He's forced to work in his own home for little food and no respect. He would really love to go to the ball, just on the off chance he might meet someone who likes him for him.

The night of the ball, Harry's step-father Justin arranges it so he can't go. After his "family" leaves, Harry's fairy Godmother Lea shows up to work her magic. Unfortunately, her Bibbity-Bobbity-Boo goes Bibbity-Bobbity-Blop and changes Harry into -uh- Harriet.

Harry's okay with that. He totally is. It's all part of the disguise, right? He can't mingle the way he really wanted to, but he will get to meet the prince.

And then he meets the prince, falls in love, and has to run away at midnight - right on schedule.

But then the spells wear off and Harry's still a girl. And he's not okay with that.

Marcone is, though. He's totally okay with it when he finds his Harriet again. And Harry - well - he thinks he can learn to live with it too.

Long and short of it - Cinderella with a genderbending twist.

Re: Bibbity Bobbity Oops

(Anonymous) 2012-10-08 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
YESSSS. This!

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Sleeping, Doctor?

(Anonymous) 2012-10-08 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Waldo Butters falls victim to a sleeping spell. Harry's trying his best to wake him up, but nothing seems to be working. They even tried the "true love's kiss" route, and that failed with much embarrassment for many.

Harry's at a loss, and hits the books to do some serious research.

Meanwhile, Butters, all alone under the spell, gets a special midnight visitor no one had considered for a possible "true love." Butters gets his kiss, and wakes up drowsy and confused. His true love tells him to go back to sleep, and Waldo obeys. Of course, he wakes up in the morning alone and scares the sh*t out of everyone.

What is really surprising, though, is that he has a job for Harry: find the one who woke him up.

Re: Sleeping, Doctor?

(Anonymous) 2012-10-09 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my goddd, yes! What a great prompt. This meme needs more Butters. <3

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Headwhacking and Abortion

(Anonymous) 2012-10-09 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
So does the White Council whack off the heads of magic users who terminate an unwanted pregnancy?

Re: Headwhacking and Abortion

(Anonymous) 2012-10-10 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
If they use magic to do it, I'm sure. The White Council doesn't involve itself so heavily in matters concerning moral values, as they exist to uphold the seven Laws. Abortion is probably at least a "grey" area of magic, and I think most readers can agree on how the White Council deals with those. We probably don't appreciate it as much after over a decade since the series came out, but although this of course does not account for the entire situation, Harry got really, really lucky when he was 16. As far as anyone can tell, if not for Harry and Ebenezar's blood relation, Harry'd be headless.

Now, if the abortion was performed using more "mundane" means? Individual wizards would have their own views because these are individual people, but the Council itself does not bother otherwise. This is the sort of prompt that was posted for Maggie Sr., although since there's no grey magic involved in vanilla mortal methods, I can't really see Maggie making an appeal to the Council here.

Girl!Harry Gets Tentacled

(Anonymous) 2012-10-09 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
Girl!Harry receives some tentacular pleasuring.